Test your history knowledge with these great history jokes.
Roman rules
A Roman walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says, “Five beers, please!”
An executive order
I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency—even if I’m in a Cabinet meeting. —Ronald Reagan
Dark humour
Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages?
Because there were so many knights.
Spring fling
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
Marx’s drink of choice
Why did Karl Marx dislike Early Grey tea?
Because proper tea is theft.
French fighters
A Frenchman walks into a library and asks for a book on warfare. The librarian replies, “You’ll only lose it.”
A royal response
What did Richard III say when a planning proposal was submitted for building parking lot?
“Over my dead body.”
A presidential quip
In my many years, I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. —President John Adams
Washington’s habits
Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping?
Because he couldn’t lie.
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